I'm sure I'm the only one who, when having read this line, had a mental image of an open heart surgery, with the surgeon holding the heart and then screaming, "Let's bypass the shit out of this baby!!!".
Yeah.
And then there's this motivational poster:
And rather then be motivated or whatever, I end up thinking, you're probably gonna die anyway if your ECG looks like that. And then my brain went of on tangents like how much adrenaline was needed for an anaphylactic shock.
So yeah. And then I wonder why people think I'm weird.
Coming up on Saturday of the 4th week of my ENT posting. Which of course means only one thing; exams next week. argh
The doctor has already hinted that we may get patients tomorrow if there are any good cases. If anything most cases would be otitis. Or maybe foreign bodies. But I heard they rarely make exam case grade. We had an awesome case of vasomotor rhinitis today. Very classic. But yeah. Not yet exam week, so no chance there.
The other day, while heading to the office, I heard someone call my name. I looked around and there was this guy who I have no idea who he was smiling at me. We shook hands and then I apologized because I had no idea who he was. Thank god he didn't seem offended and just answered that he is the son of one of the patients I had during neurology posting. Not that I could remember which patient that was either. -__-
I asked after her of course. How's she doing, progresses, controls, the works. Then made as if I was busy and scat. When in doubt, bustle. Rule of thumb. Always look like you know what the hell you're doing. Also very important.
It's JUNE, surprise! Okay, it has been June for 9 days already. But the point being that I have around 4 months a few days left before I'm done. Hopefully. InsyaAllah. If I don't get stuck anywhere. I have two more postings left, namely obstetrics gynecology and community medicine. I'm not really looking forward to any of them. Surprise. I keep telling people I'm suffering for cognitive regression and no one believes me. I really am that lazy now. So yeah. InsyaAllah, dipermudahkan, tenang dan lancar.
So that's all the rant for today. See you sometime. :)
cynical
akunona
