twisting this raya

Two bootblacks, a white bootblack and a black bootblack, stood together doing nothing.

The white bootblack proposed that he should black the boots of the black bootblack.

The black bootblack was perfectly willing to have his boots blacked by the white bootblack.

So the white bootblack began to black the boots of the black bootblack.

But when the white bootblack had blacked one boot of the black bootblack, he tried to blackmail the black bootblack.

The white bootblack declined to black the other boot of the black bootblack until the black bootblack had blacked both boots of the black bootblack.

However, the black bootblack refused point-blank to black the boots of the white bootblack, and said he didn't care whether the white bootblack blacked the other boot black or not.

He considered that one boot blacked was enough for the black bootblack, and that a black bootblack with one boot blacked was better than a white bootblack with no boots blacked.

Then the white bootblack called the black bootblack a blackguard.

Of course, when the white bootblack began blackening the character of the black bootblack, the black bootblack began blacking the face of the white bootblack all black with the blacking on the boot the white bootblack had blacked and the white bootblack blacked the black bootblack back.

When the Society of Black and White Bootblacks considered the matter, they characterised the conduct of both black bootblack and white bootblack as the blackest affair that had blackened the pages of bootblack history.

On another note;

SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILFITRI, MAAF ZAHIR DAN BATIN.

I humbly ask for your forgiveness if I ever did anything wrong.
don't twist your tongues on too much lemang and rendang, people. :D


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